YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
He keeps her cool.
She blows him away.
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
MWHAHAHA…well seriously…what are they going to do when Legolas and Gimli get there? There is no where TO send him back to„,can’t kick him off the island…unless there is a smoke monster…then maybe…but still….that was FANTASTIC!
when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing
I always laugh at this. Two reasons, I watched Tom and Jerry every other day in a marathon segment and know EXACTLY what this part of the episode is…and two…SO perfect for the sentence….
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
the guy in the last one literally does not give a single fuck
I work drive thru…I can honestly say…sometimes this kind of thing can make us laugh…other times…it comes across as obnoxious obstructions to our day….torn between laughing awkwardly….and being like the last two people who just are tired of bs.